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Thu, 23 May 2013 08:41:27 -0500

jellybeanomelette: This!

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:42:54 -0500

jellybeanomelette:

This!

cadaverousgallant: pacolind: I was playing Minecraft,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:09:47 -0500

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

steptoe: my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:23:11 -0500

steptoe:

my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just

Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:30:16 -0500

me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.

h0sp1tal-s0cks: catholicamputee: thatcrazywhoviangirl: watson-...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:47:58 -0500

h0sp1tal-s0cks:

catholicamputee:

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

watson-the-hobbit:

keepitlovely:

#I waited for 2000 years and you can’t be patient for 4 days?

and rory unleashes the bitch face

This is the true face of a father-in-law who is 1000% done with his son-in-law

I always forget that Rory is older than the Doctor. Compared to Rory, the Doctor is like a whiny teenager.

Whiney pre teen at the most.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:44:54 -0500

bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:43:05 -0500

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:32:49 -0500

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:19:52 -0500

granzchesta: just-a-radical-dreamer: sardonicheight: I don’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:49 -0500

granzchesta:

just-a-radical-dreamer:

sardonicheight:

I don’t care what you say, this is the biggest new feature of the game.

YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES!

JUST LIKE IN ANIMAL CROSSING

novium: that lil bitch

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:37 -0500

novium:

that lil bitch

paintdoktahwho:

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:09:27 -0500

paintdoktahwho:

nettumbles: the4mat: kennyboss: howtosucceedinwhoring: 1)...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:31:42 -0500

nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

Lmao

the best response^

Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the separation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I'm surprised he's so popular among conservatives.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:34:54 -0500

big-gadje-world:

wincested:

theybuildbuildings:

He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.

#jesus was a bro #i would chill with him all the time

And I do believe he was also all for people paying their share of taxes..

fitness-and-diet: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:19:12 -0500

fitness-and-diet:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

Pleaaase guys?

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:13:17 -0500

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:10:39 -0500

thegentlemanotter: somehideitbetter: fuckyeahsexyatheists: vel...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:07:48 -0500

thegentlemanotter:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

I agree with these rules

45-70govt: jeszing: son these grades are unacceptable well...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:52:45 -0500

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad